Things That Are Irritating Me Today

1. Why in the name of all that is holy do Fall Out Boy have a Greatest Hits album already? Undeserved self-congratulatory nonsense.
2. The principle of “dressing up” to go to church is outdated, foolish, and frankly, a bit hypocritical from a judaeo-christian standpoint.
3. I have a sneaking suspicion that either art is dead, or I just can’t find it anymore. Both scenarios irritate me.
4. Moving cr0ss-country is too expensive and makes me want to sell all my possessions and live in a van [down by the river]
5. Why does “possession” need 4 S’s? It can totally be done with 3 with the same effect.

Life is great! I can stop at 5 irritants not withholding much. Life is great.