it just hit me today that i’m actually living Chandler Bing’s life:

1. nobody knows what I do for a living
2. I have lots of magazine subscriptions, several with my name misspelled
3. I was friends with my wife’s siblings in college, before I even met my wife
4. I was friends with my wife before dating
5. My wife is a bossy, type-A neatfreak with a love for organization and itineraries
6. I married someone I initially dated secretly
7. I dumped the majority of my savings into a wedding/honeymoon
8. I got married earlier than all my friends
9. I want to do something more fun or artistic for a living (advertising/writing)
10. I have a womanizing best friend of marginal celebrity (yes, you - korean ryan seacrest) 
11. I’m occasionally mistaken as homosexual
12. could I be any more sarcastic?
13. I suck at quitting jobs, relationships and membership services
14. I’m always the funny one in the group, never the handsome one.
15. I can’t dance
16. I can’t cry
17. I love bubble baths
18. I started out skinny, got really fat and now I’m trying to reach normal size again
19. I have to say the clever last line
20. I love cheesecake and would steal it from a neighbor if I could

too bad ross is my favorite.